2 things wrong with your post?
I neither have my head up my *** or anything's penis in any orifice oral or anal.
Second and most obvious, I defend my position ancestally here as you protect ideas your ancestry obeyed so they can believe life isn't self evident daily you follow family traditions like there was a tomorrow 7 days a week 52 times a year while your body never exceeded adapting in the skin you're in your fertilized cell developed into since rotation conceived never became the same total sum again self evidently to your brain been the central nervous system of your time navigating life pretentiously in character protected by social consensus of people worshipping ideas now isn't eternity.